{"product_id":"funny-candles-would-poop-here-again-bathroom-gift-13-5-oz","title":"Funny Candles - Would Poop Here Again Bathroom Gift 13.5 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery guest finds the bathroom eventually, and that is where the reading happens. As funny candles go, few land faster than \"Would Poop Here Again \u003cstrong\u003e*\u003c\/strong\u003e\" sitting on the back of the tank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand poured from 100% soy wax, 13.5 oz and 60+ hours of it. Housewarmings, new homeowners, white elephant swaps — this is the one that gets photographed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Would Poop Here Again \u003cstrong\u003e*\u003c\/strong\u003e\" — a five star review nobody asked for\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% soy wax and a cotton wick — a clean, even burn, no petroleum wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePoured in Sunlit Lavender: lavender, lily, woods and lemon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, so the joke pays off for months\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReusable glass jar — cotton swabs, hair ties, a second life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand poured in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHousewarmings, first-time homeowners, white elephant swaps, closing day, powder rooms, guest baths, Father's Day, and anyone who keeps reading material next to the toilet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: 100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4\" 60+ Hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAttributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrigin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before each burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eItem: S-1058-9\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8. Sunlit Lavender - Lavender, Lily, Woods \u0026amp; Lemon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What is a funny gift for someone who just bought a house?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: A funny candle is one of the easiest new-homeowner gifts to get right, because it works in a house you have never walked through. This one is a 13.5 oz soy candle aimed squarely at the guest bathroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Are soy candles safe to burn in a small bathroom?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Soy wax burns cleanly, and this one uses phthalate-free fragrance oils and a cotton wick with no lead core. Keep it on a flat surface away from towels and never leave it lit unattended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: How long does a 13.5 oz jar candle burn?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: This jar gives 60+ hours. Let the first light run until the melted wax reaches the edge of the glass, then trim the wick to 1\/4\" before every light after that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is lavender a good scent for a bathroom?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Lavender is the safest bathroom scent there is — soft, clean, and not fighting with anything else in the room. Sunlit Lavender pairs it with lily, woods and lemon so it reads fresh rather than floral.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Who makes these funny candles?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Cedar Crate Market pours every candle by hand in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota. Made in the USA, start to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What can I do with the jar once the wax is gone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Wash the glass in warm soapy water and it turns into bathroom storage — cotton swabs, hair ties, a very small plant. The label stays put, which is half the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cedar Crate Market","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58481367286063,"sku":"S-1058-9","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0927\/1413\/9951\/files\/v1_0000s_0005_would_poop_here_again.jpg?v=1789592909","url":"https:\/\/cozyhearts.com\/products\/funny-candles-would-poop-here-again-bathroom-gift-13-5-oz","provider":"Cozy Hearts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}